BA (Hons) Advanced Button Clicking
Includes compulsory placement year accidentally closing the wrong window.
MSc Email Forwarding With Confidence
Learn to add “Per my last email” even when there was no last email.
PhD Turning It Off & On Again
Final thesis consists entirely of the word “Restart”. Viva lasts 3 seconds.
Diploma in Wi‑Fi Whispering
Advanced techniques include staring at the router and sighing loudly.
Short Course: HDMI Orientation
Because it never works on the first three attempts.
Executive MBA in Meetings That Could’ve Been Emails
Graduates receive a certificate and a calendar full of regret.
Award Winning Web Design
Graduate in AWARD WINNING web design that'll take you places.